F Bomb

Okay so I've been dropping the F bomb ever since this morning. No, I'm not being indecent or vulgar here. F bomb means the Fart Bomb LOL. I guess it must be the lentils that I ate last night which caused this. Normally my F bomb doesn't smell so bad but when I dropped one a while ago, I swear the time machine (if there's any) just took me back to the time when I was standing in a toilet right after the person before me left with a horrible stench of her POO. Hmm too much gas isn't good too. I've been in countless situations where I accidentally dropped my F bomb. Well should you do when you're caught in this super embarassing situation? If you're in a crowd, wait till somebody says "Did you smell something?" then pretend to look around innocently and say "Argh, that's horrible". If you're with a stranger, run away as fast as you can soon after you dropped the F bomb. They will then be left wondering what the hell just happened and when they finally realize it, it's too late LOL. If you're with a friend in a room or something, yell "Skunk! Skunk!" and run out of the room =P

*Pffff...another one ><*