Fear factor.
What's your fear factor? I'll tell you mine.
As I reached my office today, I turned on the lights & the air-cond as usual. Then I rubbed my nose using the back of my thumb & noticed a dark spot on the back of my hand. I thought it was the writing that my Hon had scribbled on the back of my hand the day before. That was strange... It was gone yesterday!
So I took a good look at it & to my freaking surprise, it was a black baby lizard!! Aaahhh! I shook it off my hand and the only word that I could think of was FUCK. Yes, FUCK that lizard for jump starting my heart early in the morning. For a moment, I felt gross and ticklish all over, thinking of the germs on the back of my hand. Damn you, loser post-dinosaur-descendants!
So I took my hand wash & headed straight to the toilet. I pushed the door open and there stood a white apparition in white!! I was shocked for the second time & I was pissed. Upon realization, it was a damn lecturer dressed in white & worst thing was she didn't turn on the lights -.-
My heart is still beating fast as I'm typing, thinking that some lizards might be lurking in the dark corners of my office & waiting to attack me. FUCK.
@#%&* May you extinct from the face of the Earth soon, cicaks.
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